Slothrust’s Strange Astrology: Taurus Season
By Leah Wellbaum | May 20, 2022
By Leah Wellbaum | May 20, 2022
Slothrust’s Strange Astrology: Taurus Season
An elegy for Taurus season from Leah Wellbaum.
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Slothrust’s Strange Astrology: Aries Season
By Leah Wellbaum | April 8, 2022
By Leah Wellbaum | April 8, 2022
Slothrust’s Strange Astrology: Aries Season
Touch the blue of the flame this month.
Slothrust’s Strange Astrology: Pisces Season
By Leah Wellbaum | March 9, 2022
By Leah Wellbaum | March 9, 2022
Slothrust’s Strange Astrology: Pisces Season
Get emotional this month.
Slothrust’s Strange Astrology: Aquarius Season
By Leah Wellbaum | February 4, 2022
By Leah Wellbaum | February 4, 2022
Slothrust’s Strange Astrology: Aquarius Season
Learn something new this month.
Slothrust’s Strange Astrology: Sagittarius Season
By Leah Wellbaum | December 8, 2021
By Leah Wellbaum | December 8, 2021
Slothrust’s Strange Astrology: Sagittarius Season
Let the healing properties of the Archer restore you this month.
Slothrust’s Strange Astrology: Libra Season
By Leah Wellbaum | September 29, 2021
By Leah Wellbaum | September 29, 2021
Slothrust’s Strange Astrology: Libra Season
Leah Wellbaum is here to help you find your balance this month.
Slothrust’s Strange Astrology: Cancer Season
By Leah Wellbaum | June 21, 2021
By Leah Wellbaum | June 21, 2021
Slothrust’s Strange Astrology: Cancer Season
Let the waves cosmic crash over you this month.
Slothrust’s Strange Astrology: Gemini Season
By Leah Wellbaum | May 28, 2021
By Leah Wellbaum | May 28, 2021
Slothrust’s Strange Astrology: Gemini Season
Introducing, a new cosmic column from "your freaky fruit friend," Leah Wellbaum.
Without Astrology, Ben Katzman Would Have Never Started Shredding
By Ben Katzman’s DeGreaser | May 5, 2021
By Ben Katzman’s DeGreaser | May 5, 2021
Without Astrology, Ben Katzman Would Have Never Started Shredding
The Degreaser frontman’s energy has always been “off the charts,” but the stars showed him how to use it.
Shamir-oscopes: August 2017
By Shamir Bailey | August 1, 2017
By Shamir Bailey | August 1, 2017
Shamir-oscopes: August 2017
Our resident astrologer reveals your cosmic theme song, mantra, and fortune for the month.