Charlotte Church

Charlotte Church is regularly called a hippy, an accusation she vehemently rejects (despite being regularly seen crocheting her own yoghurt in “those” coffee shops and buying veg boxes from local farms in flares and a Mexican baja). Nobody has managed to convict her of an actual crime as of yet. This is puzzling to the readers of teen megazoins in which she has listed “bank heists” as a hobby since the floods of ’98. She abhors whimsy of any kind and nurtures a glory of unicorns in the battlements of her higgledy-piggledy palace made from the toenails of toothfaeries. Yay!

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Charlotte Church Talks the Flaming Lips’ With a Little Help From My Fwends

By Charlotte Church | April 22, 2015

Charlotte Church Talks the Flaming Lips’ With a Little Help From My Fwends

The Welsh renaissance woman explains why the Flaming Lips’ Sgt. Pepper tribute album is like filling prophylactics with mashed potato.